CommonSensei – Life skills, Life Hacks, Life Lessons
Real Talk from your very own Common Sensei:
School will NOT prepare you for the real world; FACTS⚠️. Itâs not your fault — priorities have shifted from common sense education, to being really-really good at taking standardized tests😠. The same kids who ace AP Calculus are later sinking in massive credit card debt and English majors canât draft a decent resume. The system is lacking street smarts: instinct, application, and self-confidence.
CommonSensei is your guide to 💯% legal ways to leverage your position as a Gen-Z student to âlive your best life.â Itâs loaded with trade secrets and inside info from experts who go off the record and share tips to kick ass at life!Â
Each chapter youâll earn different âcolored beltsâ in subjects like the power of positive thinking, student loans, filing taxes, and legal rights.
Life hacks? We got âem: What if Iâm underage and the party is busted🍺? How can I become a millionaire🤑? Is this a scam🤔? We will feast on all the âknowledge-nuggetsâ you need to succeed, like insurance, healthcare, etiquette, first aid and beyond. CommonSensei is a NO BS 💩 approach to âadultingâ empowered by my very own spin on Japanese methodology. Â Â Â
Your homework: Netflix and iTunes 📝😀.  Since film and music are timeless gateways, you will be streaming movies that kick ass aka Kickinâ Flicks 🎬 and downloading meaningful songs 🎶 on the Punchinâ Playlist👊. No generation is off limits. Along the way youâll enjoy WTF facts and trivia side notes duly named Sensei Says🥋. In between chapters are motivational truth 💣âs called Slay the Day⚔: how to live healthy, wealthy, and wise. Throughout this self-help âbook of books,â you will have access to my familyâs 50-year-old formula of smashing🔨goals through my âMartial SMARTSâ experience. In the end, you will earn a black belt in the most uncommon degree🎓: Common Sense.  Â
Welcome to my dojo of life skills, a place to learn everything they should be teaching you in school but donât, from a legit Sensei of âThe Way.âÂ
Sensei Says🥋: A dojo literally means âplace of the way,â not karate school 😉. DĆ (é) is pronounced like cookie âdough.â This book shares my âdĆ,â or âViolosophy.â
Punchinâ Playlist👊: Letâs set the tone with âBest Life,â by Cardi B. Chance the Rapper hits us with the intro, âIâm livingâ my best life / Made a couple Ms with my best friends / Turned all my Ls into lessons.â FYI: Instagram has over 2 million #liveyourbestlife tags and a quick Google search reveals over 10 billion hits in 0.47 seconds. Itâs about âyourâ movement: Your values, your goals, and your destiny. BE YOU! DO YOU! FOR YOU!
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Sensei Says🥋: Emoji (ç””æć) will be used throughout the book to add a dash of personality and emotion to my thoughts. Emoji is actually a Japanese creation meaning âpicture.â